This post is part 2, featuring bikini photos of all of the 2017 Miss America contestants for you to vote for your favorite(s),
at the bottom. Some of the photos are from state and other competitions that they competed in on their way up the ladder to Miss America. I used the sexiest one I could find. I highly recommend visiting their site(missamerica.org) and purchasing their photos.
So feel free to judge these bikini clad contestants and vote for your favorite(s) below. I make the lists and you choose your favorites.
Miss Maryland, Hannah Brewer
Miss Massachusetts, Alissa Musto. I was going to write about how much prettier the girls look with less makeup and regular clothes. Not Miss Massachusetts. Total train wreck. Ugliest yet. Don’t mean to be mean but are we not here to judge?
Miss Michigan, Arianna Quan. Big boobed Asian girls are awesome because they’re so rare. Like a brown panda or spotted owl.
Miss Minnesota, Madeline Van Ert. Just because she’s the only girl in Minnesota who isn’t fat doesn’t mean she’s pretty. Plus she has a Jay Leno chin.
Miss Mississippi, Laura Lee Lewis. Not hot. Making them stand in high heels causes their thigh muscles to bulge and I don’t think that’s attractive. Why high heels with a bikini? Maybe my issue with high heels stems from being short.
Miss Missouri, Erin O’Flaherty. Raise your hand if you think she’s attractive. Didn’t think so.
Miss Montana, Lauren Scofield. Body is nice.
Miss Nebraska, Aleah Peters
Miss Nevada, Bailey Gumm. Cute.
Miss New Hampshire, Caroline Carter. 2 things: She opted for a one-piece and the other thing is she is a type-1 diabetic and wore a glucose monitor on the back of her right arm(it looks kind of like an EKG sticky). As for the one-piece, why? Chubby? Scar? Just to set herself apart from all the other bikini wearers? A mystery to be sure. Also, the sash across the top hides even more body contour and otherwise cleavage. It makes our job more difficult. Now I can’t tell how big her boobs are.
Miss New Jersey, Brenna Weick. Cute and a nice body too. Fist bump for Jersey.
Miss New Mexico, Stephanie Chavez
Miss New York, Camille Sims. Her mouth is so big it could swallow Julia Robert’s mouth.
Miss North Carolina, McKenzie Faggart.
Miss North Dakota, Macy Christianson. Cute.
Miss Ohio, Alice Magoto. For a skinny little girl she has a lot of sex appeal. She’s very photogenic. I could see her as a model or actress.
Miss Oklahoma, Sarah Klein
Miss Oregon, Alexis Mathers. She thinks she’s in the Miss Vagina Competition.
Miss Pennsylvania, Samantha Lambert. Pretty.
Miss Puerto Rico, Carole Rigual. Nice butt.
Miss Rhode Island, Shruti Nagarajan. Beautiful eyes, beautiful hair and beautiful tits.
Miss South Carolina, Rachel Wyatt. Nice cans, pretty.
Miss South Dakota, Julia Olson
Miss Tennessee, Grace Burgess
Miss Texas, Caroline Carothers. Cute with Texas sized hooters. Is that a hole in her crotch? It’s in another picture same swimsuit, different pose.
Miss Utah, Lauren Wilson
Miss Vermont, Riley Field
Miss Virginia, Michaela Gabriella Sigmon. Pretty name, pretty girl.
Miss Washington, Alicia Cooper. Also very short. [Enter Alice Cooper joke here].
Miss West Virginia, Morgan Breeden. You may not be able to tell from this picture but she’s gorgeous. Sometimes I want to add another picture that shows their true beauty but I stick with the bikini pix because I don’t want to sway the voting. Google her.
Miss Wisconsin, Courtney Pelot. Nice Winnebagos. She has that same expression in a lot of photos. Probably a fun girl.
Miss Wyoming, Jordan Hall. I saw this picture during my research and couldn’t wait to find out who it was. She has such a cute face and her eyes sparkle. Nothing wrong with that body either.
Now that we’re done. I will present my Miss JimboPedigo award.
Miss JimboPedigo – Miss Maine, Marybeth Noonan
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